You Dropped A Bomb On Me

Ooooooh! Look at all the pretty colours!

It seems that the deranged Elvis impersonator who rules North Korea has completed the underground detonation of a nuclear device, as his wannabe rockstar nation proceeds with its atomic program. Here in the US, Curious George has, of course, expressed outrage at this turn of events. "Unacceptable," he called it. He chastised Kim Jong-il for having the gaul to "go against the international community," and he let out a feeble battle cry to call others to action.

I must pause here to chortle like a feral pig. Tee hee!

Junior calls Mr. Mah Jong "bad" for going against the "international community"? I mean, the last person to do something so bold was, well, junior himself, when he went against the United Nations and proceeded with his terrorism campaign in Iraq. What a hypocritical ass-clown.

Someone, please, help me out here. By what right does junior think he can dictate the actions of the leaders of other sovereign nations? By what authority does he pass judgement. I will remind him that there is only one nation on this beautiful Blue Ball that has had a leader morally bankrupt enough to detonate a nuclear device in an act of aggression against another country...

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this.

- Bertrand Russell